if i was a doctor
    hot guy:i sprained my wrist
    me:okay take off your underwear

oknope:

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?

dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

nofaddano:

guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*
guy: image

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

matt-smiths:

swaggywhale:

inno-cent:

listening to a song about a relationship and thinking I can’t relate to this at all

#but my otp can