snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

deeandrareynolds:

people that have been on tumblr for 4+ years and still manage to get 0 notes on their posts
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primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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sexaulity:

when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

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jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

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are you sure mom

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are you sure these are my clothes

pornstarch:

*BURSTS THROUGH WALL* I AM NOT AS FINE AS I SEEM

*uprights fallen vase* pardon

teenscoolest:

date me please and i’ll promote you

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

leslieknpe:

what she says: I’m fine
what she means: why wasn’t same mistakes a single